The Y-boys want to make money while the konjilised want to knack pako by all means… The Y-boys essentially wouldn’t mind spending any amount so as long as there is a huge price to be traded with in return for their k-leg investments.
But wait a moment, what in the W4 (whole world wide web) is the meaning of Konjilised and knack pako? Konjilised is the adjective derivative of konji, a term used by the locals in Lagos to describe someone starved of intimacy. While knack pako is also a word often used by Lagos locals to refer to intimate intercourse both adult men and women get themselves into.
Standard bargain
Standard bargain for a quickie could go for as low as NGN1,000 depending on how sellers are hooked. And if sellers are that desperate like someone on a mission, their charges can be that low. A night stand can be as low as NGN 10,000 or whatever (giggling) according to Freaky ( name remains anonymous). In some quarters, the price could be as cheap as the seller. Just a bottle of drink can go a long way; most especially if the intelligence quotient of the seller is in deficit.
Jumbo pack of Knackingly Transmitted Infection (KTI) or Knackingly Transmitted Diseases (KTD) are the standard rewards.
Medical budget
The budget for Oga doctor’s consultation and treatment after KTIs/KTDs have successfully become the landlord of your body starts from NGN 3,500 and that could go as much higher if you happen to be unlucky with several parasitic landlords. While at the case of challenging the illegality of these guests, aunty nurse at a corner is always ready to chuku-chuku you with passion and needless dramatization.
Related: What does it worth to enhance a freaky freaky stuff?
Uncle Pharm’s prayer warriors
Uncle pharm has a dedicated rack for prayer warriors. They are prescriptions to help you fight a life battle with resident evils that are ready to marry you for life.
Bear a cost on infidelity
Mind I also inform you that kasala (i.e trouble) always burst when this happens as a case of infidelity. The cost of broken trust is so great, which most times leads to divorce or dysfunctional family bearing on the introduction of bastard into the lineage.
Price on spirituality
In the perspective of spirituality, you can go bankrupt because the amount that would be debited from your righteousness account is far too great if we are to apply Abrahamic’s religious laws …
As it is currently, one starts to wonder why someone will go through all this stress and money consuming adventure of ” insert and remove for 5-10 min” just to rack up a bill that is this costly to pocket and your health…and to be unassuming here, one wouldn’t hesitate to come to the conclusion of the fact that this life no balance.
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